Dear match.com

I let my membership to your dating web site go because it didn't work out for me.

Please stop sending me (phantom) emails from women claiming their interest for me. I know your game. You hope I view this attention I am getting from these (phantom) women as a sign that I need to re-sign with match.com.

But I know what will happen: The minute I sign up, these (phantom) women will suddenly disappear or stop communicating.

I'm no fool.

Leave me alone, match.com