Terrible Twos?

My son will be two on Friday but he isn't waiting until then to act up.

His mother brought him to my apartment this afternoon. I gave him a
cup of water. He took three sips and poured the rest of it on my laptop.

"Look, Daddy," Noah said smiling.

@&$)?$&!?

I didn't yell at him or show any anger (though his mom immediately
grabbed him and put him in timeout.)

Nevertheless, my computer is drip-drying as we speak. Thank God for
iPhones, though I may not be blogging for awhile.